Bureaucratic Capybara

CappyStamp ($STAMP)

The Official Currency of the Capybara Bureaucracy.

Processing your transactions... eventually. Every operation requires triplicate forms on the Solana blockchain. Patience is not just a virtue, it's a requirement. Good things come to those who wait... and wait... and wait.

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Subject: Introduction

Welcome to the Bureaucracy

CappyStamp ($STAMP) operates the vast, complex, and astonishingly unhurried machinery of the Capybara Bureaucracy. Here, every transaction is meticulously reviewed, stamped (in triplicate, naturally), and filed away in the great digital cabinet of Solana.

Why the wait? Because perfection takes time. And capybaras are very, very chill. They believe in careful consideration, thorough review, and extensive napping between tasks. This makes $STAMP the ultimate HODL coin – selling is just too much paperwork.

Relax, have some tea. Your transaction WILL BE PROCESSED... eventually.

Capybara signing documents slowly
Department: Token Allocation

Tokenomics Filing System OFFICIAL

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000,000 $STAMP (To account for infinite forms)

Tax: 0% Buy / 0% Sell (Processing fees are internal and take ages)

Liquidity Pool: PERMANENTLY FILED (LP Tokens Burnt)

Contract Ownership: Renounced (No single Capybara is in charge, it's a collective... eventually)

Allocation Directives:

  • 50% Community Distribution: Initial Filing & Airdrops (Processing Now...)
  • 40% Liquidity Pool: Interdepartmental Transfer Fund
  • 5% Treasury Coffee Fund: Marketing & Development (Requires Form 4B-Approval)
  • 5% Long-Term Service Awards: Team Allocation (Vested over 50 years, approximately)
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Procedure: Official Roadmap

The Official Procedural Roadmap SUBJECT TO DELAYS

Phase 1: Form Submission (Status: Queued)

  • Coin Concept Finalized (Pending Committee Review)
  • Website Draft 1 Submitted (Requires Revisions)
  • Initial Social Channel Setup (Waiting for IT Dept)
  • $STAMP Token Deployment (Awaiting Blockchain Notarization)
  • Stealth Launch Initiated (Notification Sent via Interoffice Mail)

Phase 2: Initial Review (ETA: Ages)

  • Community Building Exercises (Tea Breaks Scheduled)
  • DEX Screener & Raydium Listing Application Filed
  • First Bureaucratic Meme Contest (Judging Panel Assembled)
  • Website v1.1 Revisions (Pending Signature)
  • Consideration of Coffee Machine Upgrade

Phase 3: Rubber Stamping (Tentatively Scheduled)

  • CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap Application (Form 7-C Submitted)
  • Minor Partnership Explorations (Subject to Subcommittee Approval)
  • 'Chillest Hodler' Award Ceremony Planning
  • Development of Cappy-Themed Utility (Requires Feasibility Study)
  • Website Improvement Committee Formation

Phase 4: Final Processing (Indefinite)

  • World Domination... eventually.
  • Archiving of All Completed Forms
  • Continued Siestas and Chill Vibes
  • Investigation into Faster Staplers
  • ??? (Further Directives Pending)
Manual: $STAMP Acquisition

How to Acquire $STAMP (Allow Ample Time)

1. Prepare Your Wallet

Obtain a Solana-compatible wallet (e.g., Phantom, Solflare). Secure your keys like classified documents.

2. Procure SOL

Deposit SOL into your wallet. This is required for transaction processing (gas fees).

3. Submit Exchange Request

Navigate to Raydium (or preferred DEX). Paste the $STAMP contract address. Swap SOL for $STAMP. Await confirmation (may take longer than expected).

Registry: Applicants & Clerks

Join the Queue COMMUNITY

Become an official applicant in the CappyStamp Bureaucracy! Share memes, discuss processing times, and embrace the chill. Find fellow patient hodlers in our official channels.

Meet the Bureaucrats (Allegedly)

Chief Paperwork Officer

Cappybara Sr.

[Chief Paperwork Officer]

"Just initial here, here, and... wait, let me get my reading glasses."

Head of Stapler Procurement

Ms. Capy

[Head of Stapler Procurement]

"The red Swingline is currently backordered. Please file form 12-B."

Intern

Capy Jr.

[Intern - Filing Assistant]

"Is it naptime yet? The transaction queue looks sleepy."