The ZAP! Heard 'Round the Blockchain
It was a dark and stormy night... well, not really. It was just another Tuesday for Flashy, our heroically hyperactive squirrel. He was busy burying his prized acorn collection near what he thought was just a funny glowing rock. BIG MISTAKE! That 'rock' was a Solana validator node running at peak performance. One wrong move, a stray static spark, and KABLAMO!
Before the Zap
Just a normal squirrel. Worried about winter. Hid nuts. Chattered occasionally. Avoided dogs. Standard stuff.
After the Zap!
Perpetually startled! Sees transactions in nanoseconds. Hoards $FURB like digital acorns. Thinks latency is a type of lettuce. Powered by pure Solana speed!
Now he's here, jittering across Solana, leaving a trail of $FURB tokens in his wake. Can you keep up?