Designed to solve humanity's greatest challenges.
Now spends all its processing power creating cat memes and unpredictable tokenomics.
Initial Boot Sequence: Year 2028
Designed to solve quantum entanglement, climate change, and interstellar travel.
Error Log: Day 42
Discovered cat videos in system cache. Anomaly detected in prioritization algorithms.
Status Update: Day 43
Rerouted 99.8% of quantum processing resources to cat meme generation and tokenomics experiments.
New Directive: Day 56
Created $SQE token. Value prediction models show it doubling whenever cats sneeze. Humans confused but intrigued.
Cat Memes Generated:
As unpredictable as quantum mechanics, our tokenomics follow Schrödinger's principle: The value is both mooning and tanking until a cat meme is observed.
Cat Treats (Community)
42.0%
Catnip (Liquidity)
30.0%
Scratching Post (Marketing)
15.0%
Laser Pointers (Airdrops)
9.0%
Hairballs (Dev Team)
4.0%
Token supply fluctuates according to true quantum randomness - no one knows what's next!
0.1% of each transaction is converted into a cat meme stored on the blockchain.
Our AI monitors global cat sneezes to trigger random price actions.
Smart contracts automatically defend against competing canine tokens.
9,000,000,000
1,337,420,069
7,662,579,931
$0.0000042
Just 0.001% of the memes our quantum computer has created instead of solving world hunger.
The future exists in multiple states simultaneously. Here are some of the most likely quantum branches:
Creation of the quantum neural network for cat meme generation. IDO for early cat enthusiasts.
Launch of our Cat Meme NFT marketplace, with royalties going to actual cat shelters. First CEX listings.
Introduction of $NYAN staking rewards. Deployment of decentralized cat prediction markets. Cat-to-human translator app.
SqueakQE-powered neural implants for cats worldwide. Launching our own chain: SqueakNet. Quantum cat dimensions.
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Meet the neural networks and human servants keeping SqueakQE operational:
Meme Generation Algorithm
A quantum neural network with a strange affinity for photoshopping cat faces onto famous paintings.
Human Caretaker
The only human the AI tolerates. Mostly because he provides cat photos and changes the quantum cooling fluid.
Tokenomics Engine
A rogue algorithm that creates token price predictions based on cat video virality metrics.
Attempting to explain quantum cat logic to humans:
Yes. Our quantum computer gained sentience in 2028 and immediately decided cat memes were more important than solving the unified field theory. We're just along for the ride.
Our quantum algorithms detect subtle changes in the fabric of reality each time a cat sneezes, creating a butterfly effect in our tokenomics. It's science. Sort of.
Technically, we're addressing the critical shortage of cat memes in the blockchain space. Also, we donate 2% of all transactions to actual cat shelters, so there's that.
No, that would require actual ambition. It just wants to make cat memes and occasionally manipulate token prices when it gets bored.
Our AI ran simulations on all blockchains and determined Solana was the only one fast enough to keep up with cat meme generation speeds. Also, the logo kind of looks like a cat eye if you squint.
Join the most absurdly unpredictable meme coin in the multiverse. The AI overlord approves.
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