MISSING TARGETS SINCE A LONG TIME AGO

$STORMTROOPR is a Solana-based meme token celebrating the galaxy's most notoriously inaccurate soldiers. Our unique tokenomics are designed around the concept of "predictable unpredictability" – the more holders try to predict our price, the more likely it is to do something completely different!

The Miss Mechanism is our innovative approach to tokenomics. When the community collectively predicts a price target, our smart contract algorithms and market mechanics work together to ensure we miss that target – sometimes by going much higher, sometimes lower. The bigger the consensus on a target, the more dramatic the miss will be!

Yes, $STORMTROOPR has been fully audited by Imperial Security Systems, a leading blockchain security firm. The audit confirmed our contract is secure, though they did note: "The randomness module works too well at being unpredictable."

The Stormtrooper Helmet NFT collection is scheduled for Phase 2 of our roadmap. Each NFT will provide special benefits to holders, including enhanced Miss Mechanism rewards and exclusive access to Imperial training facilities. We're aiming for a Q3 2023 release, but like everything with $STORMTROOPR, we're likely to miss that target!

Join our Telegram, Twitter, and Discord channels to connect with fellow troopers! Our community is active, welcoming, and filled with the best memes in the galaxy. Plus, community members get early access to new features and miss predictions.