NoodlNomics - The Flying Spaghetti Monster Token

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our noodly overlord has descended from the heavens to bring financial prosperity to all his faithful followers.

Divine Origins

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after a night of heavy drinking. In his infinite wisdom, he foresaw the need for a token to unite his followers.

Noodly Blessings

Those who hold $NOODL tokens will be touched by His noodly appendage, receiving blessings in the form of wealth and prosperity beyond imagination.

The Pastafarian Way

As a Pastafarian, you join a global community of believers. The more tokens you hold, the higher your status in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

The divine commandments of NoodlNomics that guide our investment philosophy:

I'd really rather you didn't sell your $NOODL during dips.
I'd really rather you didn't FOMO at the top.
I'd really rather you didn't paper-hand your way out of paradise.
I'd really rather you didn't invest more than you can afford to lose.

R'Amen

Buy $NOODL Now

Join the Pastafarians and be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's financial grace.

How to Buy

1

Create a Solana Wallet

Download Phantom, Solflare or your preferred Solana wallet.

2

Buy Some SOL

Purchase SOL from an exchange and transfer it to your wallet.

3

Connect to a DEX

Visit Raydium, Jupiter, or another Solana DEX and connect your wallet.

4

Swap SOL for $NOODL

Enter the contract address, set the amount, and swap!

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Available On

Current Price

$NOODL/SOL 0.00023 SOL

$NOODL/USD $0.0025

24h Low 24h High

Tokenomics

The divine distribution of the $NOODL tokens, as ordained by His Noodliness.

Supply & Distribution

Total Supply 8,080,808,080,808

Liquidity Pool (69%) 5,575,757,575,758

Divine Offerings (15%) 1,212,121,212,121

Team & Development (8%) 646,464,646,465

Marketing (5%) 404,040,404,040

Charity Pasta Fund (3%) 242,424,242,424

The Divine Taxes

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed these divine taxes to sustain the NoodlNomics ecosystem:

3% Buy Tax

1% Marketing
1% Development
1% LP Growth

5% Sell Tax

2% Marketing
2% Development
1% Charity

Special $NOODL Utility

Holders can stake their $NOODL to earn $SAUCE rewards
NFT Pastafarian Collection with special powers
Governance rights in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster DAO
Regular airdrops of $PARMESAN tokens to loyal holders

Divine Roadmap

The prophecy of blessings that await the faithful Pastafarians.

1

The Great Boiling

Creation of the $NOODL token
Website and social media launch
Initial liquidity provided and locked
Recruitment of the first 1,000 Pastafarians

2

The Sauce Spreading

CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap listings
Launch of $NOODL staking platform
First $SAUCE token distribution to stakers
Partnerships with other food-themed tokens

3

The Meatball Revolution

Launch of Pastafarian NFT collection
Creation of Church of FSM DAO
Charity events to feed the hungry
CEX listings and expanded trading pairs

4

The Great Pastascension

Launch of PastaSwap DEX
Cross-chain bridges to ETH, BSC, and more
Global Pastafarian Meetups (with actual pasta)
The Noodly Metaverse launch

The Pastafarians

Join our global community of believers touched by His noodly appendage.

Telegram

Join our active Telegram community for instant updates, discussions, and noodly memes.

Join the Chat

8,421+ Members

Twitter

Follow us for the latest news, partnerships, and to spread the word of His Noodliness.

12,690+ Followers

Discord

Join our Discord server to connect with fellow Pastafarians and the core team.

Join Server

5,280+ Members

Meet the Pasta Creators

Captain Linguini

Founder & Sauce Boss

Ravioli Raider

Lead Developer

Penne Prophet

Marketing Guru

Fusilli Funds

Treasury Manager

Our team remains pseudonymous to maintain the mystery of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but we are all experienced crypto developers and enthusiasts who have been touched by His noodly appendage.

Pastafarian Testimonials

"Since becoming a Pastafarian and holding $NOODL, my portfolio has been blessed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster truly provides!"

SpaghettiHands

Holder since day 1

"The most amazing community in crypto. Everyone is helpful, and the memes are top tier. R'amen to that!"

AlDenté

Telegram moderator

"I was lost, but the $NOODL showed me the way. Now I'm staking and earning $SAUCE rewards. Praise be!"

ParmesanPrincess

$SAUCE staker

Frequently Asked Questions

Questions from curious future Pastafarians, answered by His Noodliness.

What is NoodlNomics?

NoodlNomics is a Solana-based meme token dedicated to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity who grants financial blessings with his noodly appendage. Holders are known as Pastafarians.

How do I buy $NOODL?

You can buy $NOODL on Raydium, Jupiter, and other Solana DEXes. Simply connect your wallet, swap SOL for $NOODL using our contract address, and become a Pastafarian!

What's the utility of $NOODL?

$NOODL can be staked to earn $SAUCE rewards, used for governance in our DAO, gives access to exclusive Pastafarian NFTs, and will be the native token in our upcoming ecosystem.

Is the team doxxed?

Our team remains pseudonymous as is the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. However, we are experienced developers with a track record in the Solana ecosystem.

What's the Pastafarian Charity Fund?

3% of total supply is allocated to charity initiatives that focus on feeding the hungry worldwide. Because even the Flying Spaghetti Monster believes everyone deserves a good meal.

When Lambo?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster works in mysterious ways. His noodly appendage touches those who wait patiently. HODL your $NOODL, and you shall be rewarded. R'Amen.

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