#OfficeRageTherapy

BONKITOFF
The stress-relieving Solana meme coin

Created by frustrated office workers who found relief by bonking their frozen computers. Each transaction makes a satisfying 'BONK!' sound in the blockchain.

Contract:
ChgpzEXjxUx4oCHyRPLM3CFzfE3B5GwQKa8XdxM8XVr
SYSTEM ERROR
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Your computer has encountered a problem that it couldn't handle...

Error Code: 0x000000BONK

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Boring.xlsx

Emails (999+)

Meetings

Profits.pdf

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Market Cap

$8.3M

Holders

13,287

BONKS

1.2M

About $BONKITOFF

Digital Stress Relief for the Corporate Slave

Born from the shared frustration of office workers worldwide, $BONKITOFF is more than a meme coin - it's a movement.

Stress Relief

Every transaction makes a satisfying 'BONK' sound in the blockchain, validated by nodes that understand your office pain.

Crash Rewards

Holders earn extra tokens during global IT outage events. When systems crash, $BONKITOFF holders cash in.

Community Therapy

Join thousands of desk jockeys who've found community through shared frustration with frozen screens and office politics.

Office Rage

The Origin Story

It all started in a fluorescent-lit cubicle farm. Dave from accounting was having a particularly rough day - spreadsheets crashing, emails not sending, printers jamming.

When his computer froze for the 7th time that day, he let out a primal scream and gave his monitor a satisfying 'BONK!'

The sound resonated with his coworkers. Soon, the entire floor was bonking devices in solidarity. That's when Janet from IT had the brilliant idea: "What if we turned this release into a digital asset?"

And so, $BONKITOFF was born - turning workplace frustration into financial liberation.

Time to BONK!

How to Buy $BONKITOFF

It's easier than fixing the office printer!

1

Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare and set up your Solana wallet.

Phantom Solflare
2

Buy SOL

Purchase SOL from an exchange and send it to your wallet.

Coinbase Binance
3

Swap for $BONKITOFF

Trade your SOL for $BONKITOFF on a DEX like Raydium.

Raydium Jupiter

Available on Top DEXes

$BONKITOFF is listed on the leading Solana exchanges

Raydium
Jupiter
Dexscreener
Birdeye
The Numbers

Tokenomics

$BONKITOFF has a fair and transparent distribution model designed for long-term growth

Token Distribution

  • Liquidity Pool 40%
  • Community Rewards 25%
  • Marketing & Development 20%
  • Team 10%
  • IT Outage Reserve 5%

Token Details

Total Supply
100,000,000,000
Token Type
SPL (Solana)
Initial LP
500 SOL
Tax
0% Buy / 0% Sell

IT Outage Bonus System

When global IT services experience downtime, $BONKITOFF holders receive bonus tokens proportional to their holdings.

How It Works:

  • Our oracle monitors major IT service providers
  • When downtime exceeds 30 minutes, the bonus pool is activated
  • Holders receive bonus tokens within 24 hours
  • The more widespread the outage, the bigger the bonus!

Recent Bonuses:

AWS Outage
June 15, 2023
+3.5%
Microsoft 365 Down
May 22, 2023
+2.8%
Slack Outage
April 7, 2023
+1.2%
Current Outage Status: All Systems Normal
8% to next bonus threshold

BONK-O-METER

Every transaction increments our global BONK counter, displaying the collective office rage of our community.

1,287,965
Total BONKs since launch
The Journey

Office Liberation Roadmap

Our path to freeing desk workers from their digital shackles

1

Initial BONK Launch

Launch $BONKITOFF token and build the core community of frustrated office workers.

  • Token contract deployment
  • Website launch
  • Community channels
  • 1,000 holders milestone
2

BONK Ecosystem Growth

Expand the ecosystem with utility features and partnerships to increase adoption.

  • BONK sound effect NFTs
  • IT Outage Oracle integration
  • CEX listings campaign
  • 10,000 holders milestone
3

BONK Hardware Integration

Launch physical products that integrate with the $BONKITOFF ecosystem.

  • BONK Button physical device
  • Office Stress Monitoring App
  • Corporate partnership program
  • 50,000 holders milestone
4

Office Liberation DAO

Transition to a fully decentralized organization that funds workplace wellness initiatives.

  • DAO governance launch
  • Workplace wellness grant program
  • BONK metaverse office space
  • 100,000 holders milestone
Therapeutic BONKs

BONK Therapy Sessions

Share your office rage moments and get token rewards

Office Rage

The Printer Incident

"After the printer jammed for the 5th time before my presentation, I BONKed it so hard the tray popped out and fixed itself!"

@PrinterDestroyer
476
Office Rage

Excel Meltdown

"My spreadsheet crashed right before saving changes from a 3-hour data entry session. My BONK was so satisfying the whole office applauded."

@FormulaRage
892
Office Rage

Meeting Mayhem

"When my laptop froze during my turn to present to the executives, my BONK was so powerful it actually rebooted instantly!"

@ZoomDoom
651
The Resistors

Join Our Community

Connect with fellow office warriors who've had enough of the spinning wheel of death

Community Stats

13,287
Token Holders
7,843
Telegram Members
5,127
Twitter Followers
4,590
Discord Members

Weekly BONK Tournaments

Every Friday, we host a BONK tournament where community members share their office rage stories and compete for bonus tokens.

Next Tournament:
Friday, July 28th @ 8PM UTC

Connect With Us

Join fellow office warriors on our social channels and become part of the resistance.

Telegram
Join our active community
Twitter
Stay updated with announcements
Discord
Chat with the team and community
Reddit
Share your BONK stories
The BONKers

Meet The Team

Just a group of former office workers who've seen one spinning beach ball too many

Team Member

Dave

Founder & CEO

Former accountant who threw his keyboard out a window after Excel crashed one too many times

Team Member

Janet

CTO & Blockchain Lead

Ex-IT support who got tired of telling people to "try turning it off and on again"

Team Member

Mike

Marketing & Community

Previous marketing exec who snapped after the 12th revision to a PowerPoint presentation

Team Member

Sarah

Operations & Partnerships

Former project manager who scheduled her freedom after her calendar app crashed

Got Questions?

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about $BONKITOFF

What is $BONKITOFF?

$BONKITOFF is a Solana-based meme coin created by stressed office workers who found relief by bonking their computers when they froze. It's a digital currency that celebrates the shared experience of workplace tech frustrations.

How do I earn the IT Outage Bonus?

Is there a tax on buying or selling?

What's with the 'BONK' sound?

Is the team doxxed?

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