Cuthbert's Chronicle: The Accidental IPO
Our founder, Cuthbert, isn't your typical tech bro. He's a capybara. His business plan? Master the art of the perfect nap. One sunny afternoon, while blissfully snoozing near a volcano-powered hot spring (great for crypto mining, apparently), Cuthbert accidentally fat-pawed a 'Deploy Contract' button on a borrowed laptop.
Thus, $CAPYCAP was born. Cuthbert quickly embraced his new role, championing "Chill Gains" - steady growth achieved through maximum relaxation. He advocates for community vibes, where everyone shares the metaphorical oranges, and liquidity pools as warm and inviting as his favorite hot spring.
Hodlers aren't just investors; they're honorary members of Cuthbert's exclusive 'Relax & Accumulate' Society. Bring your towel, leave the stress behind.
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